May 2013
sherlockisthenight:
50-shades-of-thorin:
deppsex:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
1 tag
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
2 tags
m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
2 tags
thecityofpawnee:
you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on
mishacockins:
this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human
me: MOM TURN IT UP I LOVE THIS SONG
mom: you have heard this a million times before
me: but it's on the radio
mom: so?
me: iT'S ON THE RADIO
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
221cbakerstreet:
kittening:
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND...
ohmypheels:
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
taylorsvift:
i feel sorry for the teenagers in 2300 who need to study more history than we already need to
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
person: i can spend all day on the internet
me: do you have a tumblr?
person: no
me: do you read fanfiction?
person: no
me: I don't understand
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
peasantbutts:
if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you
lesbionage:
hinkelvinkel:
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
teamfreepizza:
psychotic-teens:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
1 tag
of-hobbits-and-men:
deathbedscene:
mycutefriendsweetprincess:
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
#i didn’t know i wanted this...
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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:
castielbuscus:
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
then to 0 a week for 5 months
clearbay:
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
masterwayne-at-221b:
saltandtorchit:
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS SAM WINCHESTER’S REACTION TO BEING TOLD HE’S GOING TO DIE
the supernatural fandom needs a lesson in what the word ‘friendly’ means
it’s hard to remember when all our friends are dead
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
whenever weird shit happens to me i don’t even question it i just walk away because i will not be one of those people in the first 30 seconds of Supernatural no sir no ma’am
toujiii:
do you ever otp and you just
castiels-feathery-butt:
samwinshester:
remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot
did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
thechampagneandthestars:
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
brbjellyfishing:
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
